Hope

A blonde man from Hope, Arkansas is going on his first overseas trip. He drives all the way into Little Rock to apply for his passport.

In the passport office, the government official sees that the blonde guy is visibly puzzled filling his passport application. The passport official looks over his shoulder, and sees the guy trying to write "twice a week" into the small space labeled "SEX."

The official explains to the blonde man, "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female.'"

The blonde man then writes: "Doesn't matter."