Raped

"I'm sorry, citizen," the teller says. "Your money is not good. Counterfeit." "Impossible," the prostitute says. "Sorry, counterfeit...." The prostitute shouts, "Help! I've been raped!"

Joke of The Day

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

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History Of Swinging