Hungry Bush

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner.A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order.Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the president about women's rights and then storms away, Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced quiche."

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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. Due to lack of maintenance, he read, we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account.

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