Hungry Bush

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner.A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order.Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the president about women's rights and then storms away, Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced quiche."

Joke of The Day

This old man and his wife were sitting on the porch rocking in their chairs. They'd been married for like 60 years. They just sat there rocking back and forth when all of a sudden Grandma reaches back and just slaps the hell out of Grandpa. He rubbed his face. Ma what ya do that for he asked. She looked at him and said for being a sorry fuck for 60 years They went back to rocking and in a couple of minutes Grandpa lays back and knocks the hell out of Grandma. He knocks her out of her chair, off the porch and into the yard. She rubs her face and asks Pa what you go and do that for He looked at her sternly for knowing the difference he answered....

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