Fathers

Three new fathers-to-be were nervously pacing the waiting room floor when the nurse came in and said to one, “congratulations, you’re the father of twins.” “Terrific,” said the new father, “what a coincidence, I’m a player for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”

A little later the nurse came in again and announced to the second father, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.” “What a coincidence,” shouted the new father, “I work for the 3-M Company.”

At this moment of jubilation, the third father-to-be promptly fainted. When the nurse finally revived the poor fellow, she asked. “What’s the matter?” The soon to be father’s reply was, “Quick get me out of here, I work for 7- up.

Joke of The Day

This old man and his wife were sitting on the porch rocking in their chairs. They'd been married for like 60 years. They just sat there rocking back and forth when all of a sudden Grandma reaches back and just slaps the hell out of Grandpa. He rubbed his face. Ma what ya do that for he asked. She looked at him and said for being a sorry fuck for 60 years They went back to rocking and in a couple of minutes Grandpa lays back and knocks the hell out of Grandma. He knocks her out of her chair, off the porch and into the yard. She rubs her face and asks Pa what you go and do that for He looked at her sternly for knowing the difference he answered....

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