Son

A boy says, "Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married!" The father says, "For that son, you have to have a boy and a girl." The son says, "I've found a girl." "Who?" "My grandmother." "Let me get this straight," the father says. "You want to marry my mother? You can't do that." "Well, why not?" the son says. "You married mine!"

Joke of The Day

One day, a tuba player wanted to torture the drummer behind him, so he hid one of the drummer's sticks. After looking around for a few minutes, with a frantic, wide-eyed expression, the drummer fell to his knees, flung his arms wide, and screamed to heaven: Finally! The miracle, after all these years! I'm a Conductor!

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