Texan

Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him that they just got married that morning.

"Congratulations!" says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, the desk clerk asks, "Would you like the bridal then?"

"Naw, thanks," replies the cowboy. "I reckon I'll just hold her by the ears 'til she gets the hang of it."

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One day, a tuba player wanted to torture the drummer behind him, so he hid one of the drummer's sticks. After looking around for a few minutes, with a frantic, wide-eyed expression, the drummer fell to his knees, flung his arms wide, and screamed to heaven: Finally! The miracle, after all these years! I'm a Conductor!

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