For Mum

A Christmas Poem For Mom For all the nights you stayed up late to trim the Christmas tree, For all the costly presents That you purchased just for me... For all the times you tucked me in And read me stories too, For all the ways you cheered me up When I was feeling blue... For all the cookies that you baked And stockings that you stuffed, For all the messes you cleaned up And pillows that you fluffed... For all the days you loved me, Even when I made it hard, For all these things, and much,much more... Here's a Christmas card! (Kinda makes it all seem worth it, doesn't it,Mom?...Mom?) Merry Christmas

Joke of The Day

This old man and his wife were sitting on the porch rocking in their chairs. They'd been married for like 60 years. They just sat there rocking back and forth when all of a sudden Grandma reaches back and just slaps the hell out of Grandpa. He rubbed his face. Ma what ya do that for he asked. She looked at him and said for being a sorry fuck for 60 years They went back to rocking and in a couple of minutes Grandpa lays back and knocks the hell out of Grandma. He knocks her out of her chair, off the porch and into the yard. She rubs her face and asks Pa what you go and do that for He looked at her sternly for knowing the difference he answered....

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