Damage

One day a blonde woman entered an autobody shop claiming that she'd suffered extensive damage to her new car. The mechanic thought he'd have some fun with her so he told her that she didn't need him to fixed all the dents. He said she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could and they'd all pop out. The woman went home and proceeded to get down on her hands and knees in the driveway. She was blowing into the pipe as hard as she could and her face was turning purple when another blonde woman walked by and asked what she was doing. After hearing the whole story the second blonde pauses for a moment then responds, "Hello!!! The windows are down."

Joke of The Day

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win -- they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back. A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!

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