The Bear

A Boy Scout was walking down the trail when he spotted a bear behind him. He thought, "Maybe I should walk a little faster". He picked up his pace and glanced back to se the bear double timing too. At that point he broke into a run and just after he noticed the bear was on a dead run, he turned back to find himself at the edge of a high cliff. He got down on his knees and prayed, "Father, please make a Christian of this bear". Just then he heard the bear saying, "Bless, oh Father, these thy gifts I am about to receive."

Joke of The Day

This old man and his wife were sitting on the porch rocking in their chairs. They'd been married for like 60 years. They just sat there rocking back and forth when all of a sudden Grandma reaches back and just slaps the hell out of Grandpa. He rubbed his face. Ma what ya do that for he asked. She looked at him and said for being a sorry fuck for 60 years They went back to rocking and in a couple of minutes Grandpa lays back and knocks the hell out of Grandma. He knocks her out of her chair, off the porch and into the yard. She rubs her face and asks Pa what you go and do that for He looked at her sternly for knowing the difference he answered....

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