Man & Animals

This one guy is new to the country side and wants to buy some animals. He goes to town and looks around and sees a guy selling chickens. He goes up to the guy and asks if he can buy a chicken. The guy says yes and gives the chicken to him. The guy says," Your new here right?" The other guy says," Yeah, how do you know?" The guy says," because thes aren't called chickens they're are called cocks." So the guy lewaves and walks down the street and sees another guy selling turtles so he goes up to the guy and asks him for a turtle and he gets the turtle. The guy asks if he's new here and the other guy said yes how do you know. The guy says cuz' these aren't called turtles they're called pullit. He says alright and the guy leaves. The guy is walking down the street and sees anopther guy selling donkey. The guy goes up to him and asks him for a donkey and the guy says yes and he gets the donkey. The seller guy says your new here right. Thge guy says yeah how do u know and the other guy says cuz' these aren't called donkey they're called ass. As the guy's walking home his donkey sits down. This other guy walks by and asks him if he needs help and the guy says yes, can you hold my cock and pullit while I scratch my ass.

Joke of The Day

This old man and his wife were sitting on the porch rocking in their chairs. They'd been married for like 60 years. They just sat there rocking back and forth when all of a sudden Grandma reaches back and just slaps the hell out of Grandpa. He rubbed his face. Ma what ya do that for he asked. She looked at him and said for being a sorry fuck for 60 years They went back to rocking and in a couple of minutes Grandpa lays back and knocks the hell out of Grandma. He knocks her out of her chair, off the porch and into the yard. She rubs her face and asks Pa what you go and do that for He looked at her sternly for knowing the difference he answered....

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