Man & Animals

This one guy is new to the country side and wants to buy some animals. He goes to town and looks around and sees a guy selling chickens. He goes up to the guy and asks if he can buy a chicken. The guy says yes and gives the chicken to him. The guy says," Your new here right?" The other guy says," Yeah, how do you know?" The guy says," because thes aren't called chickens they're are called cocks." So the guy lewaves and walks down the street and sees another guy selling turtles so he goes up to the guy and asks him for a turtle and he gets the turtle. The guy asks if he's new here and the other guy said yes how do you know. The guy says cuz' these aren't called turtles they're called pullit. He says alright and the guy leaves. The guy is walking down the street and sees anopther guy selling donkey. The guy goes up to him and asks him for a donkey and the guy says yes and he gets the donkey. The seller guy says your new here right. Thge guy says yeah how do u know and the other guy says cuz' these aren't called donkey they're called ass. As the guy's walking home his donkey sits down. This other guy walks by and asks him if he needs help and the guy says yes, can you hold my cock and pullit while I scratch my ass.

Joke of The Day

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win -- they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back. A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!

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