Donkey Balls

A mexican was sitting on the corner, and a tourist came up to him and asked, do you know the time? "yes said the mexican and leaned over and lifted up his donkeys balls, and looked and said that it was about two thirty, the tourist then said "Wow, how could you tell time by doing that?" The mexican lifted up the donkeys balls, agian and told the tourist to lean over look, and said "you see that clock over there?"

Joke of The Day

This old man and his wife were sitting on the porch rocking in their chairs. They'd been married for like 60 years. They just sat there rocking back and forth when all of a sudden Grandma reaches back and just slaps the hell out of Grandpa. He rubbed his face. Ma what ya do that for he asked. She looked at him and said for being a sorry fuck for 60 years They went back to rocking and in a couple of minutes Grandpa lays back and knocks the hell out of Grandma. He knocks her out of her chair, off the porch and into the yard. She rubs her face and asks Pa what you go and do that for He looked at her sternly for knowing the difference he answered....

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