Donkey Balls

A mexican was sitting on the corner, and a tourist came up to him and asked, do you know the time? "yes said the mexican and leaned over and lifted up his donkeys balls, and looked and said that it was about two thirty, the tourist then said "Wow, how could you tell time by doing that?" The mexican lifted up the donkeys balls, agian and told the tourist to lean over look, and said "you see that clock over there?"

Joke of The Day

A young doctor had moved into a small town and was setting up a new practice. He had a new sign painted and hung it in front of his office, proclaiming his specialties:

Homosexuals & Hemorrhoids

The town fathers were greatly upset with the sign and asked him please to change it. The Doctor was eager to please, so he put up a new sign:

Queers & RearsThe town fathers were really fuming about that one, so they demanded that the Doctor come up with a decent sign that would not offend the townspeople. So the Doctor finally came up with an acceptable sign:

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