Poodles

A man walks into a convenience store and buys a dozen condoms, then leaves. 3 weeks later, he comes back and buys a nother dozen condoms, then leaves. 3 weeks after that, he buys another dozen condoms. while checking out the man behind the counter asks,"what is your secret. how do you get that many girls in so little time?" the man says, "girls,no man, i'm 65 years old. i could not get a girl if i tried. i feed the condoms to my poodles and they shit in baggies.

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