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Animals Jokes - Joke 10

Poodles

A man walks into a convenience store and buys a dozen condoms, then leaves. 3 weeks later, he comes back and buys a nother dozen condoms, then leaves. 3 weeks after that, he buys another dozen condoms. while checking out the man behind the counter asks,"what is your secret. how do you get that many girls in so little time?" the man says, "girls,no man, i'm 65 years old. i could not get a girl if i tried. i feed the condoms to my poodles and they shit in baggies.


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There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win -- they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back. A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!

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