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A man walks into a convenience store and buys a dozen condoms, then leaves. 3 weeks later, he comes back and buys a nother dozen condoms, then leaves. 3 weeks after that, he buys another dozen condoms. while checking out the man behind the counter asks,"what is your secret. how do you get that many girls in so little time?" the man says, "girls,no man, i'm 65 years old. i could not get a girl if i tried. i feed the condoms to my poodles and they shit in baggies.

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This old man and his wife were sitting on the porch rocking in their chairs. They'd been married for like 60 years. They just sat there rocking back and forth when all of a sudden Grandma reaches back and just slaps the hell out of Grandpa. He rubbed his face. Ma what ya do that for he asked. She looked at him and said for being a sorry fuck for 60 years They went back to rocking and in a couple of minutes Grandpa lays back and knocks the hell out of Grandma. He knocks her out of her chair, off the porch and into the yard. She rubs her face and asks Pa what you go and do that for He looked at her sternly for knowing the difference he answered....

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